Friday, May 27, 2011

What puts you in a creative mood? 

Glass beads are doing it for me today. I wanna make glass beads. I've seen the blow torch and I think it would be brilliant!

What puts you in a silly mood?   Lurve puts me in a funny mood

What puts you in a contemplative mood?
The sky. Look at the sky.  Is beautiful. It makes me think about the reason for everything, which then gets me confused, because I can't work it out. 

What puts you in a competitive mood?
 Someone offering to do something that I usually do, I wanna instantly do it myself, and prove that my way is best.

If you’d call yourself a talkative person, what puts you in a quiet mood? If you’d call yourself a quiet person, what puts you in a talkative mood?  I have a chemical imbalance in my head.  Normally, pretty balanced, but off kilter, I go one way or the other.....

Thursday, May 26, 2011


What is your absolute favorite dessert?   Tiramisu

What can someone do to make you smile, no matter what?   Tell me they love me!

What do the hip people think of you? They think am crazy!

What was the last gift you bought someone?  Am in the process of buying a gift right now... Shhhhh!

What was your favorite class in high school? Typing.. yes, i loved typing. no thought required. !

How many spouses would be about right? If it is the one I have, only one!!

What would you say was the most embarrassing moment of your life?   Having a rectal examination for a pain.

Have you ever donate money to charity? All the bloody time, I believe in giving to get back.!

Has porn ever had a positive place in a current or recent relationship? Oh yes!

Would you ever dump the one you're with for someone who makes an obvious play and is MUCH hotter? No, cause am madly in lurve with the one am with.  Maybe, if i wasn't in lurve, yes.

Have you ever disowned one of your relatives?   Frequently.

Would you think it's OK to cheat on someone if they've already cheated on you?   Nope

Did you ever consider becoming a teacher? I have been a teacher.  I did consider it!

Would you ever give a hitch-hiker a ride somewhere?   I did and that was the biggest mistake in my life!

Would you ever try fasting for a whole week? For five day I did nothing but drink warm water with honey and lemon juice in it.  I needed to clear my bowel!  Good!

I'm Going Slightly mad..

Since my stress break out of a couple of weeks ago, I have held it together very nicely. 

With a little assistance from the voices in my head, I have kept it sane.  However, today, my poor head is so distracted, I can't focus on one thing for more than a minute at a time.   I'm jumping from one thought to another, and I can only imagine the migraine that is coming which is causing my brain so much electronic interference.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Am, Coming, Up

Okay - so the "Body Improvement" started last week.

I have lost 4 inches, from various parts around my body, which is nice.

My bottom has regulated itself. 

I have lost 3lb.

However, today I have period pains.

Which is odd, as I don't have a womb.

Monday, May 16, 2011

The problem with prizes

Is that you have got to use them.

Two weeks ago I won a "6-Week Optimise Your Body" programme.

Oh God.

So last night, I took the photographs, made the measurements, and weighed in.

Today, I started with Linseed and Soya bread, and boiled eggs.

It's not even lunchtime, and I have had another "meal".

Tonight, I will run for 30 minutes.

I may die before the week is out.

Monday, May 09, 2011

Seven Deadly Sins......

1 - Pride. Seven great things about yourself.  
My Husband, My Son, My daughter, My mum, My home, my job, my life.  Generally.

2 - Envy. Seven things you lack and covet. 
Money, Huge Garden, Staff, flowers, musical ability, non-grey hair, tight buns!

3 - Wrath. Seven things that piss you off.
 People abusing my, (1) time, (2) Humour, (3) children, (4),husband, (5) mum (6) racism (7) depression

4 - Sloth. Seven things you neglect to do. 
(1) Look after myself properly, (2) budget carefully (3) eat properly (4) exercise (5) work hard enough (6) house keep (7) dress neatly.

5 - Greed. Seven worldly material desires.
1. Money 2. More money, 3. even more money, 4. possibly more money. 5, 6 and 7 - you get the picture

6 - Gluttony. Seven guilty pleasures.
1. kettle crisps  2. Creme Eggs   3. Risotto   4. Tiramisu  5.  Cake with fresh cream  6.  Steak  7.  fried potatoes.

7 - Lust. Seven love secrets.
I don't have any because I am pure. 

1. Which state do you consider to be the most boring state?  : Not American, can't really comment on States.  However my son is in Mount Olive, in North Carolina, and I know for sure North Carolina is not.

2. If any chef from the Food Network (or any well known chef) could cater your wedding, who would it be?   I would have Nigella cater.   My husband calls her "Porn Cooking", it would be my wedding gift to him.

3. What's the last thing you ate that was red?   I don't do red food.  Too close to EVIL TAEMATAES

4. Have you ever questioned the sexuality orientation of a close friend?  Yes.  And she is still pretending she is straight.

5. Everyone loses a friend after some big fight. Tell us about one.  The one above. With the sexual orientation problem.  She warned me off "befriending" her latest boyfriend, and when I did...... all hell broke loose.

6. Have you ever washed an iPod or mp3 player in the washing machine?  No.

7. Have you ever screamed / yelled angrily at a boss?  Yes indeedy. More than once.   I am a bitch when crossed.

8. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?  Oh Yes indeedy.  My husband was in the Navy and I spent many a lonely night howling, wishing he was back in bed beside me.

9. Have you ever regretted being in a relationship with someone?  Nope.

10. Have you ever acted like you understood something when you didn't have a clue?   Yes. Frequently - See No 4 and 5 above.  Another planet springs to mind, and sometimes you just couldn't see where she was coming from.

11. Have you ever thought someone must have been insane? If yes, tell us something about the person.  Yes.  No 4, 5 and 10 above.

12. Have you ever pretended to be younger than what you are?  Always.  My best one, was being 37, and a colleague actually believed I was 28.  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.  I still relish the day that I pointed out to her, that I had "celebrated 28 for the three years she had known me.

13. Back in the day, did you ever cry because you were turned down for a date?  No.  I didn't ask people out.

14. Have you ever (or your significant other) had a pregnancy scare?  Yes indeedy.  Still no explanation for it.  It came, and went, Nothing there.

15. Have you ever pretended to like someone when you didn't?  Yes, Frequently.  

Thursday, May 05, 2011

Sunday Stealing, on a Thursday, When I should be Working.

Cheers to all of us thieves!

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?  First of all, I would calmly ask why, and then; beat him senseless with a whisk.  

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
To have my children succeed and achieve at everything they desire!

3. What is the one thing most hated by you?
Evil Taemataes.

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Big house, big fields, wild flowers, Holiday abroad, buy Boy flat in nice part of Mount Olive, Buy Girl Flat in Cambridge, or Edinburgh, Or Aberdeen.  Buy into Company.

5. Could you fall in love with your best friend?
I did.

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Loving someone.  My heart sings, when I see him, Each and every day.

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
I didn't wait, I was playing, and he just appeared.

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Smile Innocently.

9. If you'd like to act (movies, stage) with someone, who would it be? #
Christof Lambert

10. What do you expect of your loved one?

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
Botoxed and Happy

12. What’s your fear?
Evil Taemataes

13. Would you rather be single and rich or married, but poor?
Married and Poor

14. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
Groan to my best friend.

15. Do you ever hold back in a relationship?

16. If you fell in love with two people simultaneously, how would you pick?
the one who loved me back.

17. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing that special someone has done?  No i would feel sick every time i looked at them.

It's All About the Money, Money, Money

I don't think it is.  It's about finding wings.  I'd love to be able to fly.

I'm not fussed on planes. If I could grow wings, now that would be something.    Michael wings, from "michael", aw. lovely lovely.